The Misfits go to Fantasy Island

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Summary:  Ok got on the silly wagon today. Couldn’t help myself. Tam and Rosie always teased me about writing a Rae’s fantasy island funny fic so now I have.

Under the wonderful shade of the palm trees sat five women and the cutest little red dragon anyone had ever seen, sipping fruity drinks as six vampires who looked exactly the same except for minor differences fanned them with large leaves, waiting on their every need.

“Damn it Rae! Why the hell am I still a dragon? I need a good hard shag and like this Spike and I can’t do anything. This is your fantasy island so turn me back before I spank you,” Tam yelled as her Spike stroked her back trying to calm her down. He really loved his lovebite even when she was in beta dragon form. Going as far as to wear the grey khakis she loved without a shirt of course. She really got a kick out of ogling his bare glistening muscles.

“Oh hell I’m sorry, dearest, I completely forgot. When Kari said we all needed a vacation I was so happy that finally I could get you all into my little world I forgot to pick you up at your site and just grabbed you from ours,” UncagedMuse said, trying to think hard enough to change Tam back to her human self. It was her fantasy so she should be able to change anything she wanted.

“Star get your boy under control or get a room” Demonica laughed.

Everyone looked over at Star and her newly turned William to see what was going on. There was an eruption of howls and whistles at the scene before them. The fledgeling was out of control. William had Star pinned to a tree rubbing against her furiously while licking and nibbling her neck as growls of pleasure rumbled from his throat.

“Hey De your guy isn’t doing much better. That loin cloth you have him wearing is tented to phenomenal proportions,” Tasha pointed out with a giggle.

Demonica couldn’t help it if she was in lust with naked season six Spike, but at least she had him wearing something in front of everyone else.

The Spike wearing skin tight black jeans and an unbuttoned red silk shirt rubbing UncagedMuse’s back suddenly began to erupt in a low warning growl. Everyone  turned in the direction his eyes were fixed to see what was pissing him off.

Kari’s gorgeous hunk of leather clad Spike was looking lustfully between her and UncagedMuse’s season two Spike.

“Tellin’ you now, mate, you better get your bloody eyes off me! I’m Rae’s!” Season two Spike thundered at leather clad Spike.

UncagedMuse looked at her Spike with a pout, “But, baby, I wouldn’t mind watching. Please for me.”

“You know I’ll do anything for you, princess, but you sure it wouldn’t make you happier ‘f I was sliding into you as I say “That’s my girl. Take my big cock’?” He whispered in her ear as she quivered completely lust addled.

Star chimed in panting heavily after prying William from her lips, “Do you always make him say that during the shagfest, Rae?”

“Of course why wouldn’t I? It’s one of the sexiest things to hear him growl it into my ear., UncagedMuse whimpered overcome with desire.

“I’m with Rae on that one,” Kari said. “But it’s even better when he tells Angel that as he rams into him from behind.”

“Could you all shut the hell up for a minute? She needs to concentrate and turn me back into myself!” Beta dragon Tam screamed, becoming more frustrated by the moment.

A burst of laughter spewed from sweet Tasha as her lovingly devoted season seven Spike suddenly attacked her with his fingers. He loved tickling her. The joyful noise coming from her made his unlife perfect.

There was a quick flash of light where Tam had been curled up on season five Spike’s lap, and then she was back to her normal self once again. Naked but normal. It seems when you change someone from a beta dragon to a woman the clothes don’t magically appear.

UncagedMuse started to yell, “I did it. I did it.” She was abruptly interrupted by Tam throwing her Spike to the ground ,ripping the khaki pants from his body, and shagging him into the sand.

Yep definitely the best place for a vacation ever. Rae’s Fantasy Island.